Rich Love Satire Rich Boyfriend, Poor Boyfriend Paperback

STOP SPLITTING THE PASTA AND START AUDITING YOUR ASSETS.

Is your love life a Blue Chip Stock or a Penny Stock headed for delisting? Most women are taught to be "Doormats"-romantic philanthropists who subsidize a man's mediocre lifestyle with their own emotional equity. They "work on the relationship" for zero dividends while their "Start-up Boyfriend" spends his "growth phase" looking for a better merger.

Julian Sterling is here to liquidate your illusions. In this witty, rude, and unapologetically arrogant satire, the world's most elite (and imaginary) financial auditor applies the cold-blooded logic of a Corporate Restructuring Plan to the dating market.

Inside this High-Yield Audit, you'll discover:

- The Sovereign Pre-Nup: Why "I Do" is a binding financial statement, not a fairytale.- Liquidating the "Start-up Boyfriend" How to spot a man with a 99% failure rate before you invest your best years.- The Gold Digger's ROI: Why the "independent contractor" mindset beats the "Domestic Employee" every single time.- The "Doormat" Tax: The hidden costs of being "nice" that are currently bankrupting your future.

Rich Boyfriend, Poor Boyfriend is a pattern-interrupt for the romantic marketplace. It isn't a "how-to" guide; it's a Technical Analysis of Human Capital. Whether you're looking to acquire a high-net-worth partner or simply stop being the unpaid COO of a man's basement apartment, it's time to stop being a "Doormat" and start being the Chairman of the Board.

"A 'Poor Boyfriend' is a liability with a gym membership. A 'Rich Boyfriend' is an asset with a dividend. Choose wisely, Tiffany." - Julian Sterling